I’ve been wondering all along if you would turn out to be that lovely girl I met on May Day. Why were you scared then?
If you can’t beat them dress better than them
all-things-bright-and-beyootiful:
Photography by Lillian Rachel
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
a venn diagram showing things that Fitzgerald did not mean at all in The Great Gatsby and the things that masses will interpret from the movie would be a circle
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
Chocolate Covered BEER Marshmallows (with pretzel crumbs)
- This has beer and pretzels! It’s perfect for a bachelor party, guys birthday party, or a grooms dessert bar/table!!!
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
